How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so that wasnt chicken after all
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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