So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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