Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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