ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I have post one night stand depression
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