Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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