Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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