8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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