Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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