So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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