The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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