I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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