Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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