do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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