The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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