How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Randomize
