Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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