Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Randomize
