Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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