thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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