i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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