i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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