One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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