if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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