Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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