Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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