Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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