weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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