he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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