Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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