You really coming over, don't trick.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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