He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
drinking out of a sandbucket again
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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