i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
dude. I can hear the air.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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