so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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