He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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