So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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