you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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