the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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