We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I need to align my fucking chakras
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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