what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
What a dumb baby whore.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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