the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
