She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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