Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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