adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
