I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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