I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
