I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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