I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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