Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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