He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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