i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
How naked do you want me to be?
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