are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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