I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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